I Have Rocket Legs

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"Oh here comes John Wayne. ‘I’m not gonna cry about my pa. I’m gonna build me an airport. Put my name on it.’ Why Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings?"

Tobias Fünke, Analrapist.

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Anamanaguchi :: Fast Turtle

If game boy games dropped acid, they would form a band called Anamanaguchi. Also, they’re incredible live. Pretty much the only recent thing to come out of New York that doesn’t really really really suck.

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hilarious.

this website is killing me!

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Nosferatu - 1922

Away We Go

Tom Garnett: She had another miscarriage.
Burt Farlander: What? When?
Tom Garnett: Thursday.
Burt Farlander: This Thursday?
Tom Garnett: Yeah. This is her fifth. I know she loves all those kids like, like they were her own blood. But, I wonder if we've been selfish. People like us we wait till our thirties and then we're surprised when the babies aren't so easy to make anymore and then every day another million fourteen year olds get pregnant without trying. It's a terrible feeling, this helpless, man. You just watch these babies grow and then fade. You don't know if you're supposed to name them, or bury them, or... I'm sorry.
Nick Farraye reblogging this post: this is a really good movie.

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the guy just doesn’t have too much substance, i’ve found.

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steveagee:

Oh my god, I made out with David Koechner multiple times last night and I know for a fact there are photos and video that will surface eventually. I’m sorry mom and dad…and America.

i dont think you realize how lucky you are. WHAAMMY!

get it? cause he was Champ in Anchorman? fuck you guys.

once i'm home: i'm making this

(via ksarnosky)

for me.

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i do not like this movie. sorry, everybody else in the fucking world.

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ohhiilikeyou:

bohemea:

The Descent

The Descent?
Or Sweet Dee in M. Night Shyamalan’s movie?

Cheryl’s comment for the win.